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  • Oh to Be An Aging Hipster
  • Women Cigarettes and Booze
  • White Trash Honolulu
BIO

The Stick Martin Show formed on the 28th day of the eleventh month, in the year 2003 AD.  It was in the county of Pasco that they met,
aahhhh yes in the sunny state of Florida.Three transplanted musically proficient nomads met through tones unknown.

Mr. Stick Martin will ignite your brain lava with his lyrical genious, and he is sure to get you off your seat. This boy's from Frogballs, Pennsyltucky and he knows how to knock your socks on your ass. So look out!! Stick, fresh off the L-train circuit in NYC, moved to FLA. Suitcase, Guitar, and a BIG box of CDS in his hand. And then a miracle! He met 3 of  the coolest, most awesome,kick ass musicians!

Eric Harlow-  He plays the bass guitarwith both hands.There have been many times,at many different placesthat people have said,in not so round about ways that his 2 handed style is just as goodas some others they have heard.(that could even include stuff that they heard on the RADIO!). He's from south western Michigan  (Just an hour out of Chicago)

Gerald Pilkey:Long legged drummer from parts unknown. He's a Florida boy, full of sunshine and good beats. He'll hold the groove down like you would not believe. He's like the sexy Mrs. Dash to Stick and Harlow'ssalt and pepper. He's like  pop rocks and diet pepsi, mang. Can you dig?

MP3S

Thrilla

$8.00

Stick Martin Show's hip hop masterpiece. 2 years in the making. 25 guest musicians. All old school

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  Track Title Price
01 Oh To Be An Aging Hipster [4:02]  $0.99   Add To Cart
02 WGTO - The Ghetto [0:45]  $0.99   Add To Cart
03 White Trash Honolulu [5:19]  $0.99   Add To Cart
04 Home Room Hip Hop [0:32]  $0.99   Add To Cart
05 How Beautiful You Are to Me [6:13]  $0.99   Add To Cart
06 Mix Tapes and Madness [2:13]  $0.99   Add To Cart
07 Mind Movin' [4:15]  $0.99   Add To Cart
08 Big Treats [3:31]  $0.99   Add To Cart
09 WGTO - Crunk Calls [0:58]  $0.99   Add To Cart
10 State of Mind [4:12]  $0.99   Add To Cart
11 Half Ounce of Booty [1:05]  $0.99   Add To Cart
12 Fat Girls Gone Wild [0:52]  $0.99   Add To Cart
13 Made 4 TV Movie [4:54]  $0.99   Add To Cart
14 Drugs, Money and Bitches [2:16]  $0.99   Add To Cart
15 Point of View [3:48]  $0.99   Add To Cart
16 Take the Space Train [3:44]  $0.99   Add To Cart
17 Fat Back [1:47]  $0.99   Add To Cart
18 Marvin Gaye [3:53]  $0.99   Add To Cart
19 WGTO Word Up From Our Sponsors [2:00]  $0.99   Add To Cart
20 Green Elephants [4:52]  $0.99   Add To Cart
21 Strawberry Jam [1:37]  $0.99   Add To Cart
22 This Goes Out [4:29]  $0.99   Add To Cart
23 Broken Heart and Some Break Beats [3:33]  $0.99   Add To Cart
24 WGTO Drug Free [0:21]  Free   Download MP3

Black Samurai

$8.00

2nd and most hard rocking album to date. Plenty of groove and pirate jams to boot.

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  Track Title Price
01 Don't Get Caught [5:36]  $0.99   Add To Cart
02 The Congregation of Church and State [2:48]  $0.99   Add To Cart
03 Black Samurai [4:10]  $0.99   Add To Cart
04 Voice of God [3:05]  $0.99   Add To Cart
05 I Can't Complain [5:38]  $0.99   Add To Cart
06 Don't Be a Dick [2:43]  $0.99   Add To Cart
07 Roulette Blues [3:37]  $0.99   Add To Cart
08 Back to the Shack [3:56]  $0.99   Add To Cart
09 Midnight Oil [3:40]  $0.99   Add To Cart
10 Intercourse PA [6:28]  $0.99   Add To Cart
11 The Tale of Captain McNail [4:26]  $0.99   Add To Cart
Black Samurai Album Commentary [50:00]  Free   Download MP3

Officer Murphy

$8.00

Mr. Stick's first album as well as the first album on the label. This is that record in its rereleased format which basically comes with a shit load of extra songs. Werd.

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  Track Title Price
01 Slaughter House Jive [4:34]  $0.99   Add To Cart
02 A Hazy Dream on a Lazy Day [4:30]  $0.99   Add To Cart
03 Officer Murphy [3:13]  $0.99   Add To Cart
04 Half as Bad [1:54]  $0.99   Add To Cart
05 Paint the TV Black [3:48]  $0.99   Add To Cart
06 Women, Cigarettes and Booze [2:40]  $0.99   Add To Cart
07 Obediah [3:38]  $0.99   Add To Cart
08 The Queen is Dead [4:22]  $0.99   Add To Cart
09 Stop, Drop and Roll [3:25]  $0.99   Add To Cart
10 Stella Killed Stanly [5:01]  $0.99   Add To Cart
11 The Man with No Soul [4:24]  $0.99   Add To Cart
12 Sigmund (The Communication of Truth through Fruedian Slips) [3:44]  $0.99   Add To Cart
13 Mannana Tomorrow [2:12]  $0.99   Add To Cart
14 Bagelman [1:01]  $0.99   Add To Cart
15 MilkCrates and Plywood [3:04]  $0.99   Add To Cart
16 Trackside Video [1:00]  $0.99   Add To Cart
17 Things Change [4:35]  $0.99   Add To Cart
18 Half as Bad Old School Version [1:58]  $0.99   Add To Cart
Officer Murphy Album Commentary [43:02]  Free   Download MP3

Ball Sweat and Tears, Live @ Live Wire

Recorded in Savannah GA while on tour in 2009. We did this one with Jay Asbury on drums. Its pretty effing groovey.

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  Track Title Price
01 20th Centruy Fox (Live) [0:45]  Free   Download MP3
02 Urge (Live) [1:27]  Free   Download MP3
03 White Trash Honolulu (Live) [5:26]  Free   Download MP3
04 Women, Cigarettes and Booze (Live) [3:09]  Free   Download MP3
05 The Devil in Richmond (Live) [0:22]  Free   Download MP3
06 Mind Movin' (Live) [4:40]  Free   Download MP3
07 Half Ounce of Booty (Live) [1:50]  Free   Download MP3
08 Oh To Be An Aging Hipster (Live) [3:34]  Free   Download MP3
09 Don't Be a Dick (Live) [2:52]  Free   Download MP3
10 Mix Tapes and Madness (Live) [3:08]  Free   Download MP3
11 Marvin Gaye (Live) [3:47]  Free   Download MP3
12 How Beautiful You Are To Me (Live) [7:16]    Album only

CDS
Thrilla CD

Thrilla CD

$11.00

Stick Martin Show's hip hop masterpiece.  25 guest musicians.  Completely old school

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Black Samurai CD

Black Samurai CD

$11.00

2nd and most rocking album from Stick and the boys.  There's also a bit of hip hoppery and some funky pirate grooves.

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Officer Murphy CD

Officer Murphy CD

$11.00

The first album by Stick Martin Show.  This is the re-release which basically means it comes with a shit load of bonus tracks.  Sweet, sweet bonus tracks.

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COMPILATION CDS
The State I'm in Compilation CD

The State I'm in Compilation CD

$10.00

The CD will come in a hand made package. 500 will be made. The first 50 orders will be a special version (Limit one special version per order.)

1.I Really Want to See You
- The Sweet Ones
2.I Don't Mind
- Barrakuda McMurder (Grath from Steinways)
3.Peasant's Rebellion
- Mischief Brew
4.Inauguration Day
- Brook Pridemore
5.On Track
- Adam Z
6.Strange Little Stories
- Endless Mike & The Beagle Club
7.The Tail of Captain McNail
- The Stick Martin Show
8.The Gate
- Chris Clavin
9.Compost Yuppie Scum!
- Wingnut Dishwashers Union
10.Going, Going Gone
- Guitar Bomb
11.Wayfare Junction
- Ivan Sandomire

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The State I'm in Compilation CD (sale price)

The State I'm in Compilation CD (sale price)

$6.00

This cd will be $6 if you spend $10 on any other Crafty Records Releases or $15 in the distro.

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Thanks For The Floor Compilation CD

Thanks For The Floor Compilation CD

$10.00

The Thanks For The Floor CD contains brand new songs from The Steinways, Hallie Unlovable (with Brook Pridemore), Captain Chaos, Guitar Bomb, Yesterdays Pants, The Stick Martin Show, The Max Levine Ensemble, Endless Mike and The Beagle Club, Brook Pridemore, Ivan Sandomire, and The Two Thergs (2 of the 3 Ergs acoustic - those of you who download music already have this track). It is coming in a handmade package made out of real wood veneer. The first 50 orders come in a limited edition dark wood version. 500 total will be made.

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Thanks for the Floor Compilation CD (sale price)

Thanks for the Floor Compilation CD (sale price)

$5.00

Order here if you order any other Crafty Records item over $6.

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The $3 Gallon Compilation CD

The $3 Gallon Compilation CD

$10.00

The $3 Gallon features new songs by Brook Pridemore, Guitar Bomb, The Max Levine Ensemble, Captain Chaos, Ivan Sandomire, Yeterdays Pants, and The Stick Martin Show. It also has live tracks from Ghost mice, Brook Pridemore and Guitar Bomb. The Cd's will come in envelopes made out of vintage sewn maps. The liner notes are printed on the backs of Mapquest that were used on various Crafty Records Tours. All of the songs are about travel.

Track Marks - Guitar Bomb
Austin To El Paso (Live) - Ghost Mice
Chocolate Cake City - Brook Pridemore
Variations on the theme of California - The Max Levine Ensemble
Hippy Hill - Ivan Sandomire
Ok to Ohio - Guitar Bomb
3 Hours Down The Road - The Stick Martin Show
Stevie B Challenge - Brook Pridemore
Westside Highway - Yesterdays Pants

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The $3 Gallon Compilation CD (sale price)

The $3 Gallon Compilation CD (sale price)

$5.00

This CD is $5 if you order any other item from Crafty Records

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STICKERS
Stick Martin Show (Stick, Harlow, Gerald) Sticker

Stick Martin Show (Stick, Harlow, Gerald) Sticker

$1.50

Big and Green

4.25" X 4.25"

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Stick Martin Show TV Static Sticker

Stick Martin Show TV Static Sticker

$1.00

4" X 4"

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Stick Martin Show (Cartoon Stick, Harlow Tim) Sticker

Stick Martin Show (Cartoon Stick, Harlow Tim) Sticker

$1.00


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Stick Martin (stick figure) sticker

Stick Martin (stick figure) sticker

$0.25


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Paint the TV Black Sticker

Paint the TV Black Sticker

$0.25


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