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May All Liars Burn In Hell

May All Liars Burn In Hell

$6.00

1 i figured out how i feel about you
2 i've got a 12 pack and i'm gonna change the world
3 Hey Hey Hey
4 11:11
5 may all liars burn in hell
6 the best note evr
7 Justin Clifford Rhody
8 all kittens! use caution!
9 a song for tomorrow
10 crooked rascal
11 Birthday Song
12 when you get tired of me
13 your ideas for a movie
14 farewell to all things familiar

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This is Cake

This is Cake

$6.00

01- the best one since I was six
02 - machino (the robot)
03 - today is the day, okay
04 - please take me out easy
05 - damn damn damn the telephone
06 - thank you thor
07 - ireland is waiting
08 - a golden fish swimming up a black river
09 - once in miami09 - once in miami
11 - some wolves never change
12 - silver sharpies make good stars huh
13 - in a food court somewhere
14 - sorry i'm see-thru
15 - like david bowie said.
16 - how to make a smoothie
17 - walk away, walk away
18 - i'd been looking awhile
19 - fireman
19 - fireman
20 - when a king of hell fell in love
21 - graduation day
22 - to do
23 - what do you think
24 - at least it's not an alligator
25 - i burned the book of fate


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Ireland (CDR)

Ireland (CDR)

$6.00

Get West 1:28
May Day 2007 2:14
The First Rain 1:07
Touchdown 2:49
Galway 1:36
Broken Radio 2:10
The Burren 2:21
Cliffs of Moher 1:36
The First Time I Came Home 2:33
Dear Home 2:01
Lushmore 2:21
Northern End 1:13
Giant's Causeway 1:07
The Trooping Fairies

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Bloomington Vol 1

Bloomington Vol 1

$6.00

1 The End of the summer for good
2 First steps into a new world
3 tranding in a 1964 mustang
4 driving home for the first time
5 Atwater and Park
6 Some monsters make it
7 a firestorm to clarify
8 Last August
9 return of the martian
cottage grove and park
10 so it goes
11 i took the yellow brick road
12 tail tucked homecoming
13 building new bridges
14 the days of chaos
15 The quiet before
16 we booked our own lives
17 gunther
18 the myschool days
19 the mystic anarchist
20 boy meets girl (part one)

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The Fool

The Fool

$6.00

1. i'm sorry friends
2. sharp darts
3. the fool [previously known as THE KING]
4. the duel
5. the simpsons
6. i need a lullaby
7. i will rip their jaws apart
8. i ate eight
9. i am waiting for you
10. here lies a fool for love
11. who is coming for me?
12. chelsea hotel
13. that cat poster that says "hang in there"
14. finals
15. the book of love
16. cops can't dance

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For The Devil

For The Devil

$6.00

1. For The Devil
2. May
3. A Bike For Two
4. Scarecrow
5. Dream In Italy
6. You've Got Me Babe
7. Devilock
8. Apples Are Apples
9. Unsung
10. Go To Hell
11. The Devil Wins
12. Goodbye

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Captain Chaos Box Set

Captain Chaos Box Set

$50.00

Seven cds will come in a handmade wooden box. There will be 51 made. Each box is different.
The first 25 were made out of 99 year old barn floor wood.

The Box set will include the 7th bonus captain chaos cd called:
"Your bright eyes are gonna kill me for sure"
They are only available in the set. They are handmade and Numbered by CC himself.

More Picture here.

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Chris Clavin - The Roads Lead Everywhere VINYL LP

Chris Clavin - The Roads Lead Everywhere VINYL LP

$10.00

*Comes with free digital download

1 bloomington
2 amherst
3 pittsburgh
4 berkely
5 portland
6 salem
7starkville
8 key west
9 birmingham
10 pensacola
11 olympia
12 Gainesville

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Captain Chaos / Nice and Friendly Split

Captain Chaos / Nice and Friendly Split

$6.00

NICE AND FRIENDLY:
1. Give It Everything You've Got
2. It's Cool To Follow Your Dreams
3. On the Road
4. Making Changes and Feeling Better
5. Letters
6. Earthworms
7. Don't Wanna Do This No More
CAPTAIN CHAOS:
8. Waiting for Wishes
9. God Wants Me Dead
10. Die Hard
11. Pick Up Slip
12. Spring Cleaning (Out My Brain)
13. I'll See You Tomorrow
14. Rose Hill
15. The Dead Hate The Living
16. This Swamp
17. Inertia
18. Send Me Your Babies
19. Little Mouse
20. Goddamn.

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Chris Clavin / Mystery Books TAPE

Chris Clavin / Mystery Books TAPE

$5.50

Chris Clavin
1 The Wrong Train
2 Exit #2 Kentucky
3 Master
4 Songs For The Family
5 The End Of The Woorld Sucked

The Mystery Books
1 Its Spring
2 High Hills
3 Last Year
4 Girlfriend In A Coma
5 Phoenix Rising

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JOHNNY HOBO & THE FREIGHT TRAINS / CAPTAIN CHAOS CDR

JOHNNY HOBO & THE FREIGHT TRAINS / CAPTAIN CHAOS CDR

$6.00

This is a live recording

Captain Chaos
1 I figure out how I feel about you
2 Figure 8
3 The Devil and my Grampa
4 A Song For Tomorrow
5 I dare you to live forever
6 oh sister
7 Up The Punks

Johnny Hobo and The Freight Trains

8 New Mexico Song
9 Election Song
10 Church Hy, For The Condemmed
11 Diy Orgasm
12 The politics of "holy shit I just cut my hand on a broken bottle.

A live recording with amazing sound quality from the show that led to our eviction the very next day. Captain Chaos is the solo project of chris from Ghost Mice. On this recording he does 5 ghost mice covers and 2 originals. Upbeat folk songs with personal & intimate lyrics. Full of sweet honesty.
Johnny Hobo dishes out his trademark raw & harsh acoustic punk style on 4 live tracks and 1 bonus (previously unreleased) studio track. Chuck full of bitter honesty.
Comes with a 5 page mini zine/booklet. Hand packaged, stenciled and made with love from old cereal boxes.

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Thanks For The Floor CD

Thanks For The Floor CD

$10.00

The Thanks For The Floor CD contains brand new songs from The Steinways, Hallie Unlovable (with Brook Pridemore), Captain Chaos - Little Things Of Dire Importance, Guitar Bomb, Yesterdays Pants, The Stick Martin Show, The Max Levine Ensemble, Endless Mike and The Beagle Club, Brook Pridemore, Ivan Sandomire, and The Two Thergs (2 of the 3 Ergs acoustic). It is coming in a handmade package made out of real wood veneer.

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Thanks For The Floor CD

Thanks For The Floor CD

$5.00

This CD is $5 if you spend at least $10 on other items on this this website.

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The Three Dollar Gallon CD

The Three Dollar Gallon CD

$10.00

The $3 Gallon features new songs by Brook Pridemore, Guitar Bomb, The Max Levine Ensemble, Captain Chaos - Never Call Home, Ivan Sandomire, Yeterdays Pants, and The Stick Martin Show. It also has live tracks from Ghost mice, Brook Pridemore and Guitar Bomb. The Cd's will come in envelopes made out of vintage sewn maps. The liner notes are printed on the backs of Mapquest that were used on various Crafty Records Tours. All of the songs are about travel.

Note* This is probably my favorite Captain Chaos Track

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Th eThree Dollar Gallon CD

Th eThree Dollar Gallon CD

$5.00

This cd is $5 if you spend at least $10 on other items from the label.

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captain chaos  is:  chris + joe.


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captain chaos started in the fall of 2004 when i wrote a song and recorded it in the same day and gave it to someone as a gift. i tried to write and record one song a day. i only made it 8 days. those 8 songs along with 7 others are on the first album, "may all liars burn in hell". the idea was/is to write songs without thinking about them. to be pure in writing and hold nothing back. sometimes it's good. sometimes it's pretty fucking bad. you take what you get. today, i still write and record the songs as fast as possible and in 1 or 2 takes max. i also have a rule of never crossing out any line i write for a song. i never intended this project to go any further than being a project. i didn't plan on playing live but i ended up doing it anyway. at first this "band" had no name, until the day spoonboy stole my songs from my room and released them on a tape. he needed a name for the tape and knew that i didn't want it to be called by my true name. so he called it/me/my band, captain chaos. since then i have released 4 albums and will be finishing 2 more before winter is over. i play shows sometimes, when i have to, when my real band can't play. i think captain chaos is dumb. i hate it most of the time. but, i love singing songs.        - CHRIS



Their first CD is called, "May All Liars Burn in Hell". It was released in 2005 on The Scientist and The Duke records. It is a benefit for the midwest "Pages to Prisoners" project in Bloomington Indiana. Their second CD , "This is Cake", was released on Crafty records on April 5th. Their third album "Bloomington VOL. 1" was released on Big Magic records on SEPT 15th.

Their fourth album "Ireland" was  released on OCT 23rd on Valliant Death records.

The fifth Captain Chaos album The fool was released on Anticreative records

The final cd For the Devil will be released by Fall of the west.

A new Captain Chaos song "Never Call Home" is out now on "The Three Dollar Gallon"

You can currently get  all 6 cds here

 

There will be 6 albums released by APRIL 5 2007 and they will all be available in a boxed set (in a hand crafted box) with one of a kind, hand made art and a bonus discs of cover songs on Crafty Records. We are only making 50. You will be able to preorder them in a month or so. Or you can drop us an email if you want to be added to the list. We are sorry that there are only going to be 50 of these, but we only have so many hours in a day to make them.

CLICK HERE NOW TO ORDER YOUR BOX SET!

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chaos pix

"this is the captain. the sad singer. the lovesick serenader"

"this is the captain. the sad singer. the lovesick serenader"

"captain chaos in missoula MT. sept 2005. the van refused to tour anymore. we bought a mandolin that day and joe played it that night. he had never played a mandolin before in his life."

"captain chaos in missoula MT. sept 2005. the van refused to tour anymore. we bought a mandolin that day and joe played it that night. he had never played a mandolin before in his life."

"this is the captain, looking sinister with the siren at his side. although, he knows he will wreck his ship, her song is too sweet. he has no choice."

"this is the captain, looking sinister with the siren at his side. although, he knows he will wreck his ship, her song is too sweet. he has no choice."

"this is the crooked rascal, this is the ghost. the one that got away. this is a game, a quest with no hope of ending, there is more to this story"

"this is the crooked rascal, this is the ghost. the one that got away. this is a game, a quest with no hope of ending, there is more to this story"

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